Via Reddit, a collection of parody email disclaimers, with links to others. My favourite:

Disclaimer:

By sending an email to ANY of my addresses you are agreeing that:

• I am by definition, “the intended recipient”

• All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on usenet.

• I may take the contents as representing the views of your company.

• This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.